hey Polska…
28
Dec
Dec
Les Deutsche Garcon
☠ ☠ ☠
AHAHAHAHA
i am going to make this into lila’s ringtone for everything.
everything.
the look on her face oh gott
27
Nov
Nov
i saw her again today
ach
i hate talking about the past because fuck me what’s happened has been done right?? so i saw this bitch i used to know before
actually i didn’t -just- know her we were dating and all
which is weird and all for me to say such things but i dont know i think i might have had those things they call ‘feelings’ for this particular person.
but that didnt stop her from being a bitch and running the fuck away from her weakass brother or whatever it is they are.
i shouldve run her over with my porsche today that would have been a nice way to break it in.
stupid bitch.
14
Nov
Nov
Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
Asked by Anonymous 
Oh mein gott are u pathetic or what???
ahahaha fuck u i know that u want this sexy piece of tumblr… Polska u’ve hit rock bottom now ahahaha
12
Nov
Nov
What's your favourite position, Emil?
Asked by cthulhucrispies 
too many to list but i won’t lie, 69s are fun
but any position where i can see the action is the best
why r you interested in giving me a go? ;)))
1
Nov
Nov
hey bitches guess what….
it’s tmi tuesday so fuckin get off your asses and start asking me naughty things. anon or non-anon bitch i don’t care!
but i’ll save you the trouble by answering what i know you’ll ask; no, it’s not cut. okay, that’s just weird. what do think i am an american?
1
Nov
Nov
i never liked writing letters
Dear Polska,
I seriously question your mental stability at times. You have a nice way of fucking my face up everytime we have a disagreement. You make me wish I gave you extra care & attention back in G9 and beat the shit out of you properly. You should fix that face of urs. Someday I will just do that for u. You + me = u’r lucky ur a good fuck.
If I saw you now I’d spite you. I want to let you know that i really dislike cuddling and i really don’t like you. I would build a _______ just for you i ain’t building you shit polska, im already letting u live in my house. If I could sing you any song it would be that weird ass song ur singing last night in bed.
We could fuck senselessly under the stars, but ur paying bail if we get caught you scream like a fucking girl.
Love,
emil
(P.S. u have shit taste in alcohol.)
25
Sep
Sep
Wir sind die "ich kann gar nichts" GmbH
(disclaimer; this is merely an RP tumblr. I do not claim the pictures of Zander Hodgson are mine as they belong to their respective owners, this is simply done for the sake of fun between a group of friends ♥)
(disclaimer; this is merely an RP tumblr. I do not claim the pictures of Zander Hodgson are mine as they belong to their respective owners, this is simply done for the sake of fun between a group of friends ♥)
